THE THINGS WE SAY TO OURSELVES, AND WISH WE SAID TO THEM var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push([‘_setAccount’, ‘UA-10003118-2’]); _gaq.push([‘_trackPageview’]); (function() { var ga = document.createElement(‘script’); ga.type = ‘text/javascript’; ga.async = true; ga.src = (‘https:’ == document.location.protocol ? ‘https://ssl’ : ‘http://www’) + ‘.google-analytics.com/ga.js’; var s = document.getElementsByTagName(‘script’)[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })();Tumblr (3.0; @theexletters)http://theexletters.com/How dare you. We met at Pride. I liked you a lot and I “intrigued” you.I thought I...http://theexletters.com/post/18137080209http://theexletters.com/post/18137080209Thu, 23 Feb 2012 12:02:05 -0600letterloveexdearWe met at a wedding. You said it yourself, this was so cliche : ) But, I felt something I had...http://theexletters.com/post/18078101328http://theexletters.com/post/18078101328Wed, 22 Feb 2012 12:03:06 -0600letterlovedearexEven though I know you are happy in your new life, I can’t move on.  You were my first love, and it...http://theexletters.com/post/18017611754http://theexletters.com/post/18017611754Tue, 21 Feb 2012 12:03:05 -0600letterexlovedearwritingWhen I told you I wasnt in love with you…you called the secret service on me telling me that I was...http://theexletters.com/post/17955836392http://theexletters.com/post/17955836392Mon, 20 Feb 2012 12:04:05 -0600loveletterexdearWhen we met, for the second time, you were everything I thought I wanted. We shared the same music...http://theexletters.com/post/17892219415http://theexletters.com/post/17892219415Sun, 19 Feb 2012 12:04:06 -0600loveletterdearexEver since I was bitten by the stingray, things have been looking up. I found a very nice, handsome...http://theexletters.com/post/17831447288http://theexletters.com/post/17831447288Sat, 18 Feb 2012 12:05:05 -0600letterloveexwritingI don’t really understand how you are the one who cheated on me, but you feel compelled to ruin MY...http://theexletters.com/post/17773215521http://theexletters.com/post/17773215521Fri, 17 Feb 2012 12:02:05 -0600loveletterexdearI am sorry that you don’t have a family, I really am.  I am sorry your dad is a deadbeat douchebag,...http://theexletters.com/post/17717739108http://theexletters.com/post/17717739108Thu, 16 Feb 2012 12:02:06 -0600lovedearletterexThere was something so mysterious about your curly hair.  Mounds of brown curly hair crawling up to...http://theexletters.com/post/17663555156http://theexletters.com/post/17663555156Wed, 15 Feb 2012 12:02:05 -0600letterlovecrushexdearSebastian –“Seb” for short. 5th grade. You were the new kid at school. Who looked like the lead...http://theexletters.com/post/17613247241http://theexletters.com/post/17613247241Tue, 14 Feb 2012 12:04:05 -0600loveletterkissexwritingRemember that day when you awkwardly asked me how your penis compared to other men’s penises from my...http://theexletters.com/post/17558123600http://theexletters.com/post/17558123600Mon, 13 Feb 2012 12:02:05 -0600letteregowritingexdear exloveI was a beautiful size 4 when we met. We courted for several months and I realized I had grown into...http://theexletters.com/post/17497556576http://theexletters.com/post/17497556576Sun, 12 Feb 2012 12:04:05 -0600letterfatloveexdeardear exI recently saw you driving down by the country club, and quite honestly, I can’t believe they still...http://theexletters.com/post/17435099301http://theexletters.com/post/17435099301Sat, 11 Feb 2012 12:03:05 -0600dearletterbossgrossI want the last four years of my life back.  I want all of that time back and I want you to have...http://theexletters.com/post/17378236687http://theexletters.com/post/17378236687Fri, 10 Feb 2012 12:02:05 -0600letterexlovewritingWe were together for 6 years in which the last 2 years were the worst, You put me through hell...http://theexletters.com/post/17324701534http://theexletters.com/post/17324701534Thu, 09 Feb 2012 12:02:05 -0600dearletterloveexWhat I don’t understand Edward is why after 6 months of sleeping with me, telling me you want to see...http://theexletters.com/post/17270502386http://theexletters.com/post/17270502386Wed, 08 Feb 2012 12:02:06 -0600letterexwritingfunnyI want to say that I am sorry, sorry that I could not demand, that I was too niave, too young to...http://theexletters.com/post/17216128475http://theexletters.com/post/17216128475Tue, 07 Feb 2012 12:02:06 -0600letterexdear boywritingDarling, In 1965, Theodore Sturgeon, real-life inspiration for Kilgore Trout, wrote a letter to...http://theexletters.com/post/17160186973http://theexletters.com/post/17160186973Mon, 06 Feb 2012 12:02:05 -0600letterdearloveexOne of my biggest regrets in life was breaking up with you.  Well, not the actual breaking up, but...http://theexletters.com/post/17101440003http://theexletters.com/post/17101440003Sun, 05 Feb 2012 12:04:06 -0600niceletterexlovedearYou are emotionally inept. You are inept and horrible in so many ways beyond that, and yet, I don’t...http://theexletters.com/post/17039717076http://theexletters.com/post/17039717076Sat, 04 Feb 2012 12:04:05 -0600dearletterloveex