I saw your wedding picture today. The happiness in your eyes was greater than it ever was with me, and I congratulate you on your enduring love. I wish it could have been me, but I know that was not in the cards for us.

I saw the movie Good Luck Chuck a few months after we broke up. I never thought that I would become him. You are now the seventh of my eleven exes to get married to my successor. At least I can indirectly give you joy to make up for all the wrong I did to you.

Mr. Good Luck